The Grasshoppers Leave


Hopper (Chief Grasshopper):

You piece of dirt! No, I’m wrong. You’re lower than dirt, you’re an ant.

Let this be a lesson to all you ants. Ideas are very dangerous things. You are mindless soil-shoving losers put on this earth to serve us.


You’re wrong Hopper. You’re wrong Hopper.

*deep breath*

Ants aren’t meant to serve grasshoppers. I’ve seen these ants do great things.

And year after year they somehow manage…to pick food for themselves and you. So – so who is the weaker species?

Ants don’t serve grasshoppers. It’s you who need us.

*gasps from crowd*

We’re a lot stronger than you say we are. And you know it, don’t you?

*grasshopper makes threatening move on ant princess*

You see Hopper, nature has a certain order. The ants pick the food. The ants KEEP the food, and the grasshoppers leave!


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